HORROR-KU WEEK 1

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It’s horror-ku time friends and fiends.  I will be watching a horror film a day all October long and writing a haiku about each one!  You can read my haiku here, but for the full horror-ku experience (I’m working with another poet this year, Alisha Attella, who is watching the same films on the same days and writing her own horror-ku) be sure to like our Facebook page or to follow us on Twitter.  We will also be posting other scary fun stuff all October long, so don’t be left in the dark!  Unless you’re a creepy-crawly creature, and then you may prefer the dark, but that’s not the kind of “dark” I meant.  It was a pun.  Anyhow, on to the first week’s horror-ku!

MV5BMjE5MzQzOTg0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzMyOTAwMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_1/31 HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION

Busta Rhymes busts out
kung-fu. A ninja rapper,
Michael’s kryptonite.

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2/31 TRICK ‘R TREAT

Treat Halloween well.
Be a dick and karma is
a short bus of ghosts.

220px-The_House_of_the_Devil3/31 HOUSE OF THE DEVIL

It’s hard for Satan
to meet nice girls—has to trick
the babysitter.

968full-night-of-the-creeps-poster4/31 NIGHT OF THE CREEPS

Keep your flamethrower
lit and don’t let frat boys stick
their slugs in your mouth.

movie_360195/31 DEATHBED

Bed bugs are the least
of your worries; kinky ghosts
infest this mattress.

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Vengeance is blurry.
Unless you are an Orca.
Then it’s black and white.

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7/31 DRACULA 3000

Coolio smokes weed.
Gives Dracula a contact
high, in space. Munchies.

 

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