HORROR-KU WEEK 4: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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We’ve almost made it through the month, but there’s still a little over a week left before we can actually call ourselves survivors of HORROR-KU YEAR 3…what monstrosities await us this final week?  You’ll just have to tune in daily to see!

images22/31 LE SCOMUNICATE DI SAN VALENTINO (THE SINFUL NUNS OF ST. VALENTINE)

Nuns whipping topless,
moaning girls. That’s the Sister
Act I want to watch.

Unknown-123/31 THE NUN

Every plumber waits
for the call to snake a nun
from a girl’s clogged pipes.

grabbers-dvdcover24/31 GRABBERS

The Irish drink to kill
a monster with their drunk blood.
(No, not their liver.)

220px-Letscarejessica25/31 LET’S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH

Vampire house guest,
plays her lute; husband pulls out
his own instrument.

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(Take 1)

Musical theatre
can be a cut throat business,
where Meat Loaf can kill.

(Take 2)

Awkward theatre kids
attend ‘arts’ camp to feel whole,
but leave in pieces.

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Boy meets girl, girl bites
boy. Didn’t use protection.
Always wears sunscreen now.

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28/31 2001 MANIACS

(Take 1)

Ever wonder what
goes in the colonel’s secret
recipe? Yankee.

(Take 2, BONUS KU)

Don’t spit in Southern
hospitality’s face, or
else they may eat yours.

Poultrygeist-Poster-poultrygeist-11322222-450-57829/31 POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD

Dead chickens rising
from the grave are a hard cock
to swallow, deep fried.

(After dinner mint horror-ku)

Stereotypes served
up like extra value meals–
super-sized and cheap.

SLUGS30/31 SLUGS

Killer slug orgies
are messy—girls get eaten
out, clean to the bone.

Halloween200731/31 HALLOWEEN (2007 REMAKE)

“Don’t fuck with his masks,”
Danny Trejo warns, but still
incurs Michael’s wrath.

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